ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
I am not an angry person and I normally can’t stand to let myself get extremely riled when I get upset, but this is the sort of thing that breathes rage into me. Men like those? Those men are not officers. Those men don’t wear the ‘big suit’ for their service. Those are then men that wear the ‘big suit’ to make themselves feel big; to make themselves feel power.
Who gave him the fucking right?
I’m gonna stop before I start to get off my shits, but seriously, I’m all fouled up over this bull.
in America, black people are being gunned down simply for being alive, gay people can’t get married/can’t get jobs, politicians say women are asking for rape, trans people are being murdered every day, Middle Easterns are suspected to be terrorists, white men are defended for shooting up schools, teenage boys are building bombs to murder family and schoolmates and yet people still have the audacity to say this is the land of the free
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that. Elementary school: What the heck. Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
Anime loving trash. Hit me up if you enjoy shitty puns, and musical theatre.
Kill la Kill
Attack on Titan
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Legend of Zelda
Orange is the New Black
Animated Disney Films
Steam Powered Giraffe
DC Comics (Mainly Green Lantern and BatMan)
Marvel Comics (Mainly X-men)
Creepypastas that don't involve children being harmed.