Ahh, the Scalene Triangle

Sep 02

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Sep 02

dancinbutterfly:

tentaclemadestudios:

dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

SO YOU’RE A LAWYER

Yes have you met my friends Harvey Specter and Jeff Winger? Get the three of us together and we will burn this mother down.

Sep 02

3ds friend code

Yoooooo my hella rad, wonderful, beautiful followers. Here is my 3ds friend code if ya want it:

1993-6861-5762

My Pokémon friend safari is Fire Type and has:

•Fletchinder
•Slugma
•Magmar

Stay awesome, nerds!

Sep 02
bifocalcurious:

lovelylavenderchild:

majtography:

gold-kushkloudz:

This just pissed me off

smh.

Are you serious?
My heart hurts so much

I am not an angry person and I normally can’t stand to let myself get extremely riled when I get upset, but this is the sort of thing that breathes rage into me. Men like those? Those men are not officers. Those men don’t wear the ‘big suit’ for their service. Those are then men that wear the ‘big suit’ to make themselves feel big; to make themselves feel power.
Who gave him the fucking right?
I’m gonna stop before I start to get off my shits, but seriously, I’m all fouled up over this bull.

bifocalcurious:

lovelylavenderchild:

majtography:

gold-kushkloudz:

This just pissed me off

smh.

Are you serious?

My heart hurts so much

I am not an angry person and I normally can’t stand to let myself get extremely riled when I get upset, but this is the sort of thing that breathes rage into me. Men like those? Those men are not officers. Those men don’t wear the ‘big suit’ for their service. Those are then men that wear the ‘big suit’ to make themselves feel big; to make themselves feel power.

Who gave him the fucking right?

I’m gonna stop before I start to get off my shits, but seriously, I’m all fouled up over this bull.

Sep 02

mistyslay:

in America, black people are being gunned down simply for being alive, gay people can’t get married/can’t get jobs, politicians say women are asking for rape, trans people are being murdered every day, Middle Easterns are suspected to be terrorists, white men are defended for shooting up schools, teenage boys are building bombs to murder family and schoolmates and yet people still have the audacity to say this is the land of the free

Sep 02

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

Sep 02

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
Sep 02

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

Sep 02
vastderp-placeholder:

fastpuck:

solluuuxxxx. :(

Love the shading, LOVE that ribcage. hellacious scrawny dude with long fingers = my perfect Solcanon.

vastderp-placeholder:

fastpuck:

solluuuxxxx. :(

Love the shading, LOVE that ribcage. hellacious scrawny dude with long fingers = my perfect Solcanon.

Sep 02

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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